"Date someone who gives you the same feeling of when you see your food coming at a restaurant"

— THE REALEST THING I HAVE EVER READ (via black-hell)

(Source: sarcasmfluently, via kidhedera)

forgetpolitics:

I. AM. FUCKING. DEAD.

(Source: patrickkingart, via kidhedera)

chinugs:

THIS IS IMPORTANT

chinugs:

THIS IS IMPORTANT

(via lauradventure)

nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

(via sassiest-assbutt-in-the-garrison)

kateordie:

bevsi:

if-dementors-were-pink:

can we just take a moment to imagine little cute nine-year-old hermione reading matilda

and peering into this book about a smart, bookish girl who could move things with her mind

and then can you imagine her concentrating very hard on the books on the bookshelf and slowly, slowly, getting them to move

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Sometimes I get huffy about tumblr but then I see that 260,000 people got the same kind of chills I did reading this…

(via mollymonkog)

AVPM songs + Harry Potter movies

(Source: cauldronbottoms, via i-m-cumberbatched)

allonsyforever:

One time this boy in my math class ate an eraser

it was last week

i am seventeen years old

the class was A.P. calculus

(via halloween-king)

"This is My…" round: a guest person is introduced. Panellists on one of the teams tell the opposing team about their relationship to the guest person; only one is genuine, and the opposing team have to work out which it is. [x]

Would I Lie To You? | 6x08 Emily Maitlis, Jack Whitehall, Jim Carter, Armando Iannucci

(Source: lizzymaxia, via hogwartskidsproblems)

nymphadoralupin:

i think you can tell a lot about a person by which harry potter death caused them the most pain

(Source: tashromanoff, via sociopaths-have-the-box)

"DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YOUR BIRD. DISHONOR ON OUR WHOLE FAMILY."

— James Potter in heaven after hearing Harry name his kid Albus Severus (via jamespottersd)

(Source: neverfacedthemusic, via hogwartskidsproblems)

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

milligangel:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

sluttyemoji:

TALL BOYS

VERY VERY TALL BOYS

BOYS 

THAT ARE TALL

BOYS WITH HEIGHT

I LOVE IT

Wait for it

Waaaaait for it

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BOOM THERE IT IS

(via feminist-of-the-garrison)

shirtigo:

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