4rianagrande:

i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them

(via i-m-cumberbatched)

vietnamesemodel:

starting the boyfriend challenge

i challenge all cute boys to try and become my boyfriend in the next 24 hours

or they can just donate to me

(via halloween-king)

apple-str1der:

tips for new freshmen!

  • no one cares about anything
  • walk on the right side of the fucking hallway 
  • dont sit in the back of the bus you gotta earn that. maybe next year, champ.
  • stop screaming. we’re all tired and miserable. 
  • GIVE ME MY LUNCH TABLE BACK 

(via mollymonkog)

r0gu3-0f-h34r7:

asexual-not-a-sexual:

I’m always like, “I WANT A RELATIONSHIP!” 

But then I realize I have no idea what I would do if I actually got one. 

What do I do after I get it? Like, do I need to take the person for walks? What do I feed them? I can’t cook that well. I had to look up a diagram to learn how to cut a pepper properly.

But now I can cut peppers really well.
So there’s that. 

I’ve been in a relationship for a year and this feeling doesn’t go away

(via sassiest-assbutt-in-the-garrison)

"Fleur Delacour, Harry noticed, was eyeing Bill with great interest over her mother’s shoulder. Harry could tell she had no objection whatsoever to long hair or earrings with fangs on them."

"The Third Task," Goblet of Fire

I love Fleur Delacour, okay? See the boy. Want the boy. GET THE BOY. KEEP THE BOY FOREVER AND DON’T CARE IF THE BOY GETS MAULED BY A WEREWOLF.

(via maroders)

(Source: transfigurationprodigy, via missocki)

  • Uterus: oh you have a completely full day of activity??
  • Me: don't
  • Uterus: and a sleepover afterwards??
  • Me:
  • Uterus: hardly any breaks??
  • Me:
  • Uterus: wouldn't it be a shame
  • Uterus: if something were to
  • Me:
  • Uterus: happen

Things I Learned from Harry Potter:

captainmarvel:

  • Cats can’t read maps or signs
  • There’s no post on Sundays
  • You can’t cancel Quidditch
  • None of the above applies to Minerva McGonagall

(via sociopaths-have-the-box)

Things I Learned from Harry Potter:

captainmarvel:

  • Cats can’t read maps or signs
  • There’s no post on Sundays
  • You can’t cancel Quidditch
  • None of the above applies to Minerva McGonagall

(via sociopaths-have-the-box)

danpintilini:

flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

Reblogging for that comment

thats crazy

danpintilini:

flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

Reblogging for that comment

thats crazy

(Source: blackwithmoreblack, via sociopaths-have-the-box)

drlobotomy:

vivere-est-ars:

every woman on tumblr should have this on their dash

reblogging again because that last one made me really emotional

(Source: sizvideos, via lauradventure)

heckayeah:

american sex ed

(Source: alotofbeautyinordinarythings, via lauradventure)

fileformat:

jackanthonyfernandez:

fuckyeahlavernecox:

New York Post

I love this

do u understand how much this means

fileformat:

jackanthonyfernandez:

fuckyeahlavernecox:

New York Post

I love this

do u understand how much this means

(via araniaart)